Game!!!!

Let's play a little game. Its called "continue the story". I'm curious how it would all end up. Put your warped minds together and try to create a helluva juicy story.

There was a girl who lived in a little island called Neversayneverland. One day she woke up and found that her nose hair had grown till it reached her feet. Greatly distraughted, she sobbed and tried to cut it off with a scissors. Alas! The hair was too strong and the scissors broke into pieces. Next she tried yanking it out by stepping on it. She was about to jump on her hair when....

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