Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Okie..this is the original (what a boy think)

為女朋友做的45件事~轉



1.向新朋友介紹女友時,請摟著她的腰,而不是站在一旁用手指點。

2.在街上遇見美女凝視時間不超過5秒,並迅速指出那位美女與她相比較的美中不足。

3.如果她做錯了事,心裏已經很難過,請主動承擔起你應該甚至不應該承擔的責任 。

4.聽女友話的男人才會有出息,所以,你要乖乖聽她的話。

5.她可以欺負你,但你絕對不可以欺負她,因為她雖然欺負你,但是每次有什麼好東西,她第一個想到的就是你!

6.要是她朝你哭,你要不厭其煩地哄她,直到她破涕為笑!

7.把她的照片貼在錢包,手機...一切經常看到的地方。

8.離開她絕對不超過十天以上。

9.在她的朋友面前,希望你可以表現得比平時更疼愛她和緊張她的樣子。

10.大男人不等於霸道。

11.溫柔不等於沒主見。

12.瀟灑不等於沒交代。

13..不要老是在我問她「去那裏比較好」,「吃什麼」等等的時候說"隨便",這不等於是你在遷就她,只表示你沒有心思搭理她。

14.要經常對她說"我愛妳",否則她會假設你不愛她。

15.永遠不要在公眾場合對她呼呼吼吼又或是撇下她一人。

16.她做錯事情的時候教訓她不要緊,最重要的是在那之後要哄她。

17.發脾氣時不要不理她,不要給時間她讓她冷靜,其實她完全不需要時間冷靜。

18.可以陪自己的朋友,但一定要重色輕友。

19.她看動畫片,你不但不准笑話她,還要跟她一起看。

20.在她想你時,擠出時間與她約會。

21.看她的眼神無比專注 。

22.說話的語氣情深意長 。

23.能做到客觀的得看到其他優秀的女孩,但主觀認為她才是最好的。

24.有女孩和你說話,你要拉著她的手,如果她恰巧不在旁邊,那麼請你跟她們保持距離。

25.過馬路的時候牽著她的手。

26.要懂得珍惜和她在一起的每分鐘

27.就算再忙,每天都不忘打一個問候的電話 。

28.要常常唱情歌給她聽。

29.兩個人都有發火的權利,但不能同一天,如果那一天她發火了,那你就不可以發火了。

30.女友生活中不順心,你要循循善誘、幫忙分析,提出建設性方案若干。

31.要非常愛你的女友---她,堅決擁護女友的決定,服從女友的領導。

32..留意其他女生不得超過5秒鐘,看同一女生累計不得超過5次

33.即使全世界的人都不相信她,你也要無條件相信她。因為她也會同樣對你。

34.她穿了好看的衣服,你要衷心讚美。

35.嚴禁在女士(3歲-80歲)面前耍貧,放電。若有違反,視情節嚴重程度,由女友從嚴、從快進行嚴厲打擊,任何人、任何形式的狡辯,抵賴都將按妨礙司法公正論處。

36.不抽煙。一經發現立即開除。

37.與女友吵架每次陳述不得超過3分鐘(含),音量不得超過20分貝(含)。

38.要加強鍛煉,強健身體,一口氣抱她上到五樓

39. 在她心情遭透,蠻橫發脾氣的時候,抱抱她,而不是和她理論。

40.希望不會出現手機沒電而她又沒有其他辦法聯繫到你的現象,如果能頻頻主動打電話告訴她「我想你了」並隨時彙報行蹤則更好。

41.她身上有很多缺點,她已經夠苦惱了,請不必隨時向她提醒。

42.女友不講理是撒嬌而不是撒野。

43.她所有的事情都好想跟你分享、雖然你不一定會明白但是希望你會裝做你在聽。

44.最重要的一點:要永遠認為女友是對的。因為,她是最愛你的。

45.聽某嘴,大富貴。

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眾女生們...請問這是真的嗎??

Sunday, June 18, 2006

45 things you do for your boy

1. When introducing your boy to your friends, please hold his hand and not point him out from afar.

2. Don't stare at other guys on the street for more than 5 seconds nor smile at them. Cute soccer players on TV are excused.

3. If he makes a mistake, tell him about it instead of leaving him guessing . (As we all know we will get angry if he guesses wrongly.)

4. Listen to him and "give him face" when in the company of friends.

5. Let me know that it's okie if you bully him, cox you are the only one who will mean him no real harm, and you are really trying to get his attention.

6. Show concern if he appears sad/troubled. But if he says he's fine, let him be. (He'll tell you when it's time). In the meanwhile, be specially sweet and attentive.

7. Keep his photo in your wallet, friendster, msn and everywhere visible.
It's a sign of adoring love (and also you are taken).

8.Don't leave him alone for more than 3 days. If he's sick, don't leave him alone for than 3 hours.

9. Be caring and sweet in the presence of his friends. Make him proud.

10. Allow him to show his chauvinistic side once in a while ( that can be really macho.)

11. Be gentle yet strong.

12. Be independent yet responsible (at least let him know when you are coming back at 3am.)

13. Make decisions when he leaves it up to you. (like where to eat and so forth.)

14. Tell him you love him.

15. Never kick up a fuss in public.

16. If in the wrong, do apologise. You'll be forgiven.

17. Try...try very hard to say what you mean. I.e. if you want him to call, at least avoid saying "Leave me alone."

18. Give him space to be with his friends. But remind him that you're the priority if he has to choose.

19. Learn to appreciate things he likes however alien it may sound - foreign movies, soccer , IT . . .

20. Date him.

21. Give him wholehearted attention when speaking to him, in person or over the phone.

22. Always speak to him in an adoringly fashion.

23. Never speak of your ex-boyfriends or other guys in a way that would make them appear more superior than him.

24. If other guys make their advances, you must hold his hand if he's with you. If he's not around, rule is to keep your distance.

25. Wait for him to hold your hand and help you cross the road safely.

26. Treasure every second with him.

27. However busy, give him a call at least once a day to show him you are thinking of him.

28. If you need to talk, but he is busy, go talk to your girl friends, blog or something.

29. If he has had a bad day, try not to bog him down with details of yours as well. After all, he's always the one who listens to your problems and gives you advice.

30. You might not know how to advise him when he tells you his problems but do your part to make his life easier by lessening your usual demands.

31. Love him.

32. Trust him.

33. Be faithful.

34. Praise him when he has done right things. Positive reinforcement.

35. Don't stop maintaining your appearance.

36. Don't smoke.

37. Don't take him for granted.

38. Don't fight and be angry with him for over 1 day and don't fight more than once a month.

39. Don't put on too much weight else it's difficult to ask him to carry you when your heels are hurting.

40. Try not to avoid more than 10 missed calls a day.

41. Buy something for him when you are on a shopping spree (and you've already bought 5 things for yourself).

42. Avoid comparing his shortcomings with your friend's boyfriends and highlight his strengths as often as possible.

43. Though you are always right, let him win once in a while.

44. Help him score points in front of your parents.

45. Always remember that he loves you.

So what do you think ladies?

Saturday, June 17, 2006

White Roses


Since young, I've always find it a challenge understanding why a wake needs to be held. Having grown up in a HDB environment, thereby having a fair exposure to chinese wakes only intensifies the mystery.

I can certainly recall my sentiments after a certain English/Literature lesson involving poems about death and such. I recalled telling myself and my peers that next time when it comes to my turn, regardless of my religion, please allow me to go in peace and spare me the priests and the chants, the smoke and the incense. Just give me some light jazz and white roses ...that should suffice.

As I grow up, I do hear a few varying suggestions. A funeral is not so much for the dead but for the living. To a certain extent I can imagine, the fact that your friends are there to give you the support. Still, to me, that can happen anywhere, not necessary at a wake.

So my conclusion is that a wake has to be for the dead.

But what good does it make when friends come to pay their last respects after they see the obitruary? Doesn't it make more sense if the obitruary comes on when you are still around, saying something like " To you my dear friends, I might be gone in a while. Unlike the normal obitruary, I would invite you to visit me when I am still around. Would be nice. Hope to see you. "


Think it would be hard for me to tell my parents that this is my game plan. Far too morbid and taboo I think. So thought I would share it here on the blog. At least there's some documentation of my wishes in future. However, pls do not be alarmed, this certainly does not constitute any suicidal inclination of such. Just wanted to be a control freak as per normal.

But seriously, the typical wake is too much hassle, too much noise...think going in peace should be taken literally in this sense.

So no mahjong and no big crowds, no hanging blankets and no noise please. Just give me my white roses and my favourite old school jazz. Even if a wake need to take place, pray put all my nicest pictures like an exhibition so I can be remembered in my finest moments and not that ugly IC photo yeah.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Happy Birthday Girl!!

Am so full that I cannot sleep. Maybe I will watch the opening match. Anyway, here are some pictures to commemorate the joyful occasion.
Happy Birthday dear girl!!!