Baby making nation

LIke they say, there's nothing much to do in Singapore during the weekends.

Every monday, the same conversation goes.

"How was your weekend?"

"eh nothing much lah, jus watch movie loh, and walk ard town loh"

Occassionally there will be a

"oh I played tennis and now have muscle ache leh, getting old liao"

For those who crave the sun and sand,

" I suntanned and played beach volleyball. See I so tanned."

And for those who harbour the tiniest of dreams to emulate Tiger woods,

"heh i played golf leh and swung it like a baseball bat"

Anyway, these are perhaps all you can do in singapore, watch movies, shopping( I swear this IS a national past time, judging by how suffocatingly packed the shopping centres are in the weekends.) , and sports.

This got me thinking. Since there IS nothing to do, why is there a baby problem?

Is watching a show better than sex?

Can people be co-erced into making love cos of mere boredem?

Of course, we do know that singaporeans are a pragmatic lot who are aware of that babies are like black holes when it comes to money.

What if we made babies to sell?
Would that be a credible livlihood?
( Can I be jailed for the above statement? OH pls. not the ratten pls)
And so I shall make a politically correct statement:

Of course we Can't make babies to sell. Its callous, selfish and despicable. Damn those who do it.

I'm tired. Forgive me. =)