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There was a girl who lived in a little island called Neversayneverland. One day she woke up and found that her nose hair had grown till it reached her feet. Greatly distraught, she sobbed and tried to cut it off with a scissors. Alas! The hair was too strong and the scissors broke into pieces. Next she tried yanking it out by stepping on it. She was about to jump on her hair when....she decided that she might trip on herself in the process and fall flat on her nose, her wonderfully chiseled nose! Hence, she decided to go to the root of the problem. She aimed for the nose hair with a metallic tweezers and did her best. And....it worked!!!! However, what she did not expect was this ...http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose.hereShe refused to believe that this will never end so she....

made an oath; an oath of determination. As she licked her fingers and crossed her heart, she heard a little voice inside her sing "No more nose hair..lalala..no more nose hair.." She smiled to herself. People often called her the crazy one, and her mum told her she lost her a screw as a kid. But she knew better than anyone else that the voice belonged to her guardian angel. She was filled with optimism and she began to sob heavily.Mucus started running down her nose, and her nose hair congulated into a lump of soggy mess. She panicked. She tried to blow her nose profusely but the harder she tried, the more air she blew out of her nostrils, and the mucus hardened even faster.She couldn’t breathe. Was she going to die as the girl with long nose hair who cried herself to death???!!!! Crikey!!! Suddenly...

there was a gust of wind, which lifted her nose hair, causing the greenish mucus laden strands to dance round her face. A shadow loomed and a hooded figure appeared. She felt a tingle up her spine as the creature drew nearer and nearer."Come to me, my child,” it whispered.Filled with stupid bravado, she did. She crept closer to the unearthly being."Show yourself. Whoever u are. I'm not afraid of you!" She tossed her head haughtily and swung her nose hair towards the creature."Ewwww. You're pretty gross for a little girl. " The creature said. And then, it unveiled itself.The little girl's eyes grew as big as two durian seeds. She couldn't believe it. Johnny Depp was standing right in front of her. "I....

"I’m sorry...I cant help myself. .I’m so ashamed of myself and my nose hair"Johnny looked at her and felt a wave of sympathy washed over him. The angel in him urged him to walk over and give her a hug, but the stranger in him held in back. After all, who was he to console her? He was the most handsome man on Earth; he had no idea what it felt like to be ugly. Consolation from him would hinge on arrogance and insensitivity.As she looked up, her eyes were brimming with tears. He had never seen eyes as big and beautiful as hers. They were as large as durians and he loved durians.Overwhelmed, he rushed over to her, wanting to hold her tight in his arms. Unfortunately, another gust of wind blew, lifted the soggy nose hair high in the air, and knocked Johnny senseless.As he drifted into unconsciousness...

.he could still hear her voice sobbing in the background " please. Please don't die. What would my world be, if I ain't got you baby..." Perhaps it was the toxic odor of soggy nose hair or the sheer impact of the blow, Johnny sank into a coma. The girl was devastated. What if he would never wake? Perhaps she should kill herself. Yes, she would do it by swallowing the same deadly strand of hair that robbed her of the rare chance to be up close and personal with Johnny...

Johnny - the love of her life. She gulped down her hair, and started hallucinating. Before she knew it, her life was sipping out her, like tau huay from a broken plastic cup. Tears welled up in her durian eyes. And she died.Suddenly Johnny woke up. He turned around and saw...
David Gan! The famous but a bit “Ah Gua” hairdresser from Singapore! Oh yes, he did quite a good job with Zhang Ziyi’s hair at the last Oscars but suffered from a tummy ache that prevented him from attending the ceremony. But who cares about his absent anyway? Wonder how much he charge for a hair do though … hey, what is he doing here?

“Eeewww!!! What is this? Eeeee…” David squeaked. Oh oh oh… she definitely needs a cut for that hair, nose hair I mean … yucks yucks yucks!! Without hesitation, David took out his famous golden scissors and got down to work. In a few swift cuts, the nose hair magically disappeared and to end it all, he took out this tiny bottle of purplish essence and poured a whole lot into her nostrils. “Ah yo, this me-he-cine (medicine) is very good one”, David declared to Johnny proudly, “bought it from Potong Pasir leh…”“Potong Pasir? I know potong is ice-cream….”Johnny was deep in thoughts when he heard a choke from her, he turned around and saw David waving the empty bottle proudly in the air and beside him, she was getting up from the ground. She looked totally different…